Dear Snot,

Snot, oh snot, why doest thou love my sinus cavities so?

Your role of protecting from dirt and dust is greatly appreciated

However, the issue at the moment, dear friend, involves the fact that the continued reproduction of yourself is leaving no room for oxygen to arrive in the necessary locations.

My other concern with your party in my face, is that there frankly isn't space in the party room for you. The Nasal Cavity will need to either continue it's policy of periodic expulsions from the premises or explode.

The other option would be you voluntarily leaving.

I prefer that option.
Again, thank you for your consistent defense.  You normally do truly magnificent work.
Love,
Emily